Blair: Not that it’s any of your business, but Marcus and I have an amazing sex life.
Chuck: Really? What names does he call you when you make love? Where does he put his hand? Does he … Have sex with me.
Blair: What?
Chuck: Just once, that’s all I need.
Blair: You are disgusting and I hate you.
Chuck: Then why are you still holding my hand?
can’t the vampire diaries get buy by HBO so we can have some smut ?
i mean Klaroline sex on CW won’t be as epic as Klaroline sex on HBO









